spasticjoker (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} spasticjoker) wrote,@ 2006-05-23 14:16:00 |
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Skywalker can hold his liquor
Police: Teacher Claiming To Be 'Luke Skywalker' Had Super Human Strength
I don't know about you, but anyone screaming "I am Luke Skywalker!" is cause for laughter. It only get's better when you read what the cops had to do to take this guy down. Tasers, pepper spray, baton strikes. Even the report admits he had "superhuman strength". Seeing as how its Florida, why not take Mr Skywalker and plop him in a big gladiator pit with say, oh I dunno, the indigenious speicies of the Everglades, namlely the big ol' gators. Super human or not, my money is on the croc.
Police: Teacher Claiming To Be 'Luke Skywalker' Had Super Human Strength
I don't know about you, but anyone screaming "I am Luke Skywalker!" is cause for laughter. It only get's better when you read what the cops had to do to take this guy down. Tasers, pepper spray, baton strikes. Even the report admits he had "superhuman strength". Seeing as how its Florida, why not take Mr Skywalker and plop him in a big gladiator pit with say, oh I dunno, the indigenious speicies of the Everglades, namlely the big ol' gators. Super human or not, my money is on the croc.
