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  <title>Hells Big Top</title>
  <subtitle>Welcome to the freakshow</subtitle>
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  <updated>2009-06-21T16:42:53Z</updated>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-06-21T12:42:00</title>
    <published>2009-06-21T16:42:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-21T16:42:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">My life as I know it, feels like its over.</content>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-05-27T12:57:00</title>
    <published>2009-05-27T17:11:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-27T17:11:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.mountaindewgamefuel.com/wow/incoming_earn.php?e=51&amp;amp;r=159034589120" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://a405.g.akamai.net/f/405/11649/1h/pepsicoinc.download.akamai.com/11649/sites/game_fuel/downloads/faction_flags/banner_mtn_dew_game_fuel_horde_52.jpg" width="458" height="103" alt="Mountain Dew Game Fuel Horde Banner" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>This, is funny.</title>
    <published>2009-04-23T11:58:02Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-23T11:58:02Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:349101</id>
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    <title>This is how I roll.</title>
    <published>2009-04-20T23:43:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-20T23:43:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.lunaticparadox.com/airsoft/fgf4-19.JPG" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-04-01T11:08:00</title>
    <published>2009-04-01T15:20:48Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-01T15:20:48Z</updated>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-20T10:13:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-20T14:26:25Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-20T14:26:25Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:348236</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-19T15:05:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-19T19:18:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-19T19:18:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I SAY AGAIN&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON FOODS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOU DOUCHE</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:348128</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-17T10:03:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-17T14:18:06Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-17T14:18:06Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:347760</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-17T08:03:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-17T12:16:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-17T12:16:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I think this just became one of my new favorite shows.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.trutv.com/video/shows/operation-repo.html"&gt;http://www.trutv.com/video/shows/operation-repo.html&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:347616</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-17T07:09:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-17T11:21:52Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-17T11:21:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Because I am a glutton for punishment, I will be picking up "Punisher: Warzone" after work today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why not?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:347165</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-06T10:38:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-06T15:51:26Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-06T15:51:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"or, if you flogged your "little jew" that just means alone time in the bathroom with the victorias secret catalog"</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:347005</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-03-05T07:15:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-05T12:28:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-05T16:23:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id="19" /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:346854</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-20T20:43:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-20T13:55:16Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-20T13:55:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Just when I thought work was only slightly better, it takes a massive step backwards&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;not a step&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MASSIVE FUCKING LEAP BACKWARDS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FUCK THIS PLACE</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:346553</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-07T19:34:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-08T00:34:46Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-08T00:34:46Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I fucking love my bunny slippers.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:346365</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-06T09:42:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-06T14:43:28Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-06T14:43:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">"If you were not my mother, I'd ask, who the hell are you, my mother?!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a side note, my scrotum seems to be swollen as a side effect.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:345985</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-03T22:19:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-04T03:19:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-04T03:19:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">around 8 hours to go....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fuck</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:345810</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-03T03:28:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-02T20:40:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-02T20:40:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">As much as Wed. coming up is totally fucking with me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if this stupid appointment is pushed back due to weather, it's going to fuck with me even more.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:345493</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-02T19:53:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-02T13:05:19Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-02T13:05:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Monster Jam&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DCU center&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Febuary 13-15th</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:345198</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-02-02T19:39:00</title>
    <published>2009-02-02T13:03:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-02T13:03:24Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So much going on at once, the inside of my head is like a maelstrom.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:345053</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-01-28T22:46:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-28T15:58:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-28T15:58:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I truly wish I could have known you.</content>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-01-23T21:23:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-23T14:34:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-23T14:34:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Gran Torino&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Truly an amazing movie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unreal.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:344411</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-01-22T20:51:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-22T14:02:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-22T14:02:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so fucking tired.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:344275</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-01-22T01:52:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-21T19:03:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-21T19:03:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/engineer_vehicles/bulldozers/D9_D10.html"&gt;http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/vehicles/engineer_vehicles/bulldozers/D9_D10.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indestructable.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:343992</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-01-17T00:50:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-16T18:12:18Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-16T18:12:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am so fucked.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:spasticjoker:343802</id>
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    <title>spasticjoker @ 2009-01-16T02:51:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-15T20:06:14Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-15T20:06:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So fucking angry right now,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fucking hate this fucking place.</content>
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